when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one
as daft punk walk onstage to accept their grammy they remove their helmets to reveal they are both ashton kutcher and you’ve all been Daft Punk’d
if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.
accidentally opening a program that takes a long time to open so you have to wait twenty seconds to close it
i saw hell with my own eyes
ma’m will you please stop breakdancing we are trying to deliver your baby
i have met a couple of six-year-olds who were apparently quite exited to meet me ——- before they had actually met me. & when they actually met me they ran behind their parents’ legs & cowered for shelter.
I find this so fucking attractive.
My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.